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2nd annual Ravine keg party is coming up soon on September 17th at 3!!! We will be posting a survey to see what we should put the donations towards within the week. Below are some FAQs if you didn’t come last year.

 

-Q: What happens at a keg party? A: They are like a fingerprint. No one is truly the same. Show up and let jesus take the wheel.

 

-Q: What if I don’t drink? A: More beer for us boom!!! Still show up and socialize. (You’re still paying $10 you sober SOB)

 

-Q: What if I don’t know anyone? A: Show up to the keg party get peer pressured by me and you’ll know everyone by the end of the night (although it might take 3-5 seasons of pretending to know their names before it finally sticks)

 

-Q: Can you tell me about Ravine? A: Ravine has been voted top street to live on in summer village 6 years running. It is home to some legendary residents. It is so fun that even the Stamp family couldn’t handle it. It is so fun that MORE THAN ONE family sold to rebuy on another street. 

 

-Q: What do I need to bring? A: $10 and a empty bladder. 

 

-Q: Will there be food? A: If you get a little rumble in your tum tum suck it up and keep partying. We will have chips/pretzel type

Snacks laying around. Last year we ordered pizza later In the night and can do that if people are up for it. 

 

-Q: Can I bring guests? A: Hell yeah!! More the merrier but be prepared to wake up in the morning with some guests littered around your cottage that might never want to leave. I woke up with a literal Buzz in my bed.

 

-Q: What if I’m to old for a keg party?

No such thing as to old for a keg party. Plus pretty sure whitewater is adding band substances in our tap. Summer village residents are similar to the movie cocoon.

 

-Q: What if I’m to young for the keg party? A: As much as I love every age human here at SV I don’t want to be the one responsible for accidentally supplying minors with alcohol. I look forward to the day you all turn 21 and attempt to chug faster than Ashley. 

 

-Q: Who is said Ashley^? A: The second place winner of the chugging contest.

 

-Q: what if it rains? A: We wing it and hope no 3 year old bday parties are planned in the pavilion at that time. 

 

MATCH UP SUMMER VILLAGE MATCH UP!!!