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Summer Village Residents!

Unclog your leaf blowers and unroll those extension cords. It is time for The First Annual Summer Village Blow-Up Weekend!

 

From Friday, August 14 to Sunday, August 16, Summer Village is transforming into a giant, nylon wonderland. You have been granted permission to turn your yard into a glorious spectacle.

 

The Rules of Engagement
- Any Theme Goes: Tropical sharks, Christmas in August, or giant
cartoon mice.
- Keep It Family-Friendly: If a toddler wouldn't laugh at it, leave it in the
garage.
- Size Matters: Go big, go funny, or go weird.

 

Defeating the Laws of Physics (Safety Tips)
- Anchor Your Beasts: Secure your tethers tightly so a rogue gust of
wind doesn’t launch your 12-foot minion into the next zip code.
- Cord Management: Tape down or bury extension cords so the
neighborhood kids don't faceplant on the sidewalk.
- Check the Weather: If the sky opens up, unplug your synthetic friends
before they become backyard swimming pools.
- Shhh... Sleeping Giants: Consider turning off loud, noisy blowers
after 10PM so your neighbors can actually sleep.